No rational thought!!!

FROM: No One You Have Ever Met

“What do you do if your sister has started a blog that threatens to bring down the institution of manliness by arming women with rational and intelligent advice and thereby threatening to unbalance the universe? Is it ok to throw her computer in the trash?” 
-No One you have ever met

If your sister’s anything like me, you can just wait for her to break her own technology. I stepped on my two-month old Macbook Pro this weekend, sending cracks across its screen. 
You see, I had gone out on the town with my brother on Friday night – no one you have ever met – who convinced me that I CAN drink on cold and flu medicine because it helps kill the germs… so I spent all of Saturday recovering from this great advice. I kept my laptop nearby for between-nap bloggings. Which is when, as I was walking back from the bathroom, I heard the sickening crunch under my feet and now every time I see my maimed computer, I want to murder myself. 
But at least I’m not sick, anymore. Turns out alcohol really does kill the germs!